101 Dirty Pick Up Lines That’ll Drive Guys Crazy

If you’re looking for dirty pick up lines…

This guide is for you.

Here you’ll discover 101 pick up lines that are down right DIRTY!

Let’s check ’em out.

Dirty Pick Up Lines

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1: Want to practice baby making together?

2: How about I sit on your lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up?

3: How about we head back to my place so I can ride you like a bucking bull?

4: Let’s save on hot water and shower together.

5: DTF?

6: Undress me with your teeth.

7: Can you give me a tour of down your pants?

8: I’m going to make you explode like crazy!

9: Did you know that 1 + 1 = you and me naked?

10: I want to fuck the shit out of you. Just saying.

11: If you’re cold, I’ll warm you up with hot-n-steamy sex!

12: You’re so hot, it should be illegal.

13: If I could have one wish, I’d wish for you to fuck me senseless!

14: Want to go out for dinner? Or shall we skip dinner, and get straight to the fucking!

15: It must be exhausting constantly running through my mind like that!

16: Just looking at you makes me horny.

17: Thinking about you gets my panties all wet.

18: Being so damn sexy can’t be legal, can it?

19: You know what would be really hot? My tongue and your tongue playing together!

20: I mean, is there anything better than you and me getting it on like there’s no tomorrow?

21: Take me home and fuck me like a porn star!

22: I want you to do nasty things to me.

23: I’ve been bad. I need punishment immediately!

24: You can’t rape the willing. *wink*

25: Yes, I will gladly be your naughty little fuck toy!

26: You’re the definition of both sexy, and perfection.

27: Here I am. What are your other two wishes?

28: You. Me. Sex. Now!

29: If I were a judge, I’d sentence you to a life time of fulfilling my sexual fantasies.

30: Your punishment is going to be me fucking you like a crazed psychopath!

31: I can’t sleep. If you come over and fuck me, that’ll help.

32: I love to eat pasta. But I’d love to eat you more.

33: You can ride me any which way you want.

34: Take me back to your place and have your wicked ways with me!

35: I have many turn ons. You’re one of them.

36: I just want to taste you.

37: Can I lick you like a lollipop?

38: All I know is, you’re going to be too sore for work tomorrow.

39: My dream job is to ride you on the daily!

40: Is that a flash light in your pants? Or are you just happy to see me?

41: I’m so dirty. I need you to bath me.

42: I need you to wash my mouth out with your cock.

43: You’re like a fire, so fricken hot!

44: I’d swim across the Pacific ocean just to taste you.

45: I had a naughty dream about you.

46: Looking at you turns me on.

47: I’d love nothing more than to explore your body.

48: I wish you would tie me up and have your way with me.

49: Not gonna lie, you’re kind of making me horny.

50: Cuff me, then punish me!

51: I sentence you to fuck me all night long!

52: Is there any room in your mouth for my tongue?

53: If sexy were a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!

54: I think you’re suffering from a lack of me on top of you, no?

55: Film me as I blow you.

56: Want to be my first?

57: I can see myself in your pants.

58: The only thing I need is you… naked!

59: My favorite number is 69. Just saying…

60: Take me into the bathroom and ram it in me.

61: Your ______ would look so good in my nouth.

62: If you were a rain drop, I’d give you this wet pussy.

63: Want to touch my kitty cat?

64: I command you to rip my clothes off right here, right now!

65: Let’s practice making children.

66: I bet you taste like candy. Will you let me find out?

67: Oh no, I’ve lost my “need to get fucked.” Can you help?

68: I’m willing to bet that your legs are the stairway to heaven?

69: Let’s play armies. You lay down, and I’ll blow the fuck out of you!

70: You’re blowing my mind right now. Just saying…

71: Let’s head back to mine and play strip poke-her.

72: My favorite movie is glad-he-at-her. Shall we watch it together?

73: You look awkward in those clothes. Take them off!

74: I’m going to lick you from head to toe.

75: The thought of you inside me drives me crazy!

76: The only children I like would be the children you give me.

77: You must be a light switch, because you turn me on!

78: I wish I was your cell phone, so I could be on you all day long.

79: Honestly, I’m concerned for your lack of nudity.

80: I’m going to floss by going down on you.

81: When you’re feeling down let me know, and I’ll feel you up!

82: Damn you have a nice ass!

83: I’d love to give you a spit-n-polish.

84: Besides being so fricken sexy, what else do you do?

85: Don’t forget my name. You’ll be screaming it later tonight!

86: I’ve never had sex on the beach. Want to be my first?

87: All I want in life is to squirt whipped cream all over your body, then to lick it all off!

88: I want to bounce on you like a trampoline!

87: The only words you’ll be screaming are “no”, “don’t” and “stop.” And in that exact order too!

88: I want your cum all over me.

89: The only thing I love more than chicken is a big fat cock!

90: I’m lacking in vitamins. I need the D real bad!

91: If you’re tired, come and sit down on my face.

92: Like the sunset, I’d love to watch you go down.

93: You must be fresh out the oven being that hot!

94: If I were you, I’d do me immediately!

95: I can definitely see you in my bed.

96: You’re on my mind so much, I should start charing you!

97: All I have time for is you inside of me.

98: I bet your lips taste sweet. Can I see for myself?

99: Just so you know, my legs are open for business.

100: I’ll show you mine if you show me yours.

101: If you guess my favorite color, you can fuck my brains out. By the way, my favorite color is purple!