101 Really Dirty Things To Say To Your GF

If you’re looking for dirty thing to say to your gf…

You’re going to love this guide.

Here you’ll discover 101 dirty things to say to your gf that’ll drive her absolutely fucking CRAZY!

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Dirty Things To Say To Your GF

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1: I can’t wait to go down on you… (Here’s How To Go Down On A Woman.)

2: I can’t stop thinking about how sexy you are.

3: I bet you taste amazing!

4: You always look sexy in your pics.

5: Come over and I’ll give you an erotic massage.

6: You’re going to look incredible bobbing up and down on my cock.

7: What you do with your tongue is incredible!

8: I’m going to fuck you senselessly when you get here!

9: I’m going to rub it dry…

10: HELP! My cock is hard and throbbing and needs your attention immediately!

11: How rough do you want it?

12: You’re being fucked on the hood of my car tonight.

13: As you’re watching your show, I’m going to eat you out.

14: Tell me, how many fingers do you want me to slide in?

15: I’m getting drunk. Hope you take advantage of me!

16: I love how you suck me off.

17: You smell so good, I just want to eat you.

18: You’re so sexy, you make me hard!

19: I’m going to make you REAL wet.

20: Come and do whatever you want to me.

21: When I think of you naked, it makes me so horny!

22: Your lips would feel so good wrapped around my dick right now. Just saying…

23: I want you so fricken bad, it’s driving me crazy!

24: You’re getting fucked from behind the next time I see you.

25: After dinner, I’m going to bend you over this table and have my way with you.

26: Shut up and suck it. (Check out these 119 Dominant Things To Say On The Phone.)

27: Yea, you like that?

28: How about you come here and sit on my face?

29: You’re amazing with your hands.

30: When you’re in the shower, imagine me fucking you.

31: I’ve got the handcuffs, now I just need you.

32: I’m going to pull your hair and slap that ass!

33: You’ll be punished…

34: I really want to fuck your ass…

35: I love sucking on your tits.

36: You taste so good.

37: I want you to lick it dry.

38: Do me hard!

39: As you’re talking on the phone, I’m going to finger you.

40: I’m going to video you sucking my dick.

41: You make me scream every time you fuck me.

42: You have the best pussy ever!

43: I’m going to make you moan and groan.

44: I love the sound of your voice, it’s so sex!

45: You have the nicest ass.

46: Tell me how you want it.

47: Sex?

48: I’m going to lick your clit dry.

49: I bought you a vibrator so we spice things up.

50: You in that dress turns me on so bad.

51: I’m your slave, you are my master.

52: You. Me. Naked. Bed. Let’s go!

53: You fuck like an animal!

54: You smell so delicious. I just want to eat you!

55: I’ve got something for you to suck on…

56: Wish you were dripping all over me right now.

57: I’m going to fuck you up against the wall.

58: Want to have sex on the beach?

59: I’m about to jump in the shower. Come and join me.

60: Call in sick and we’ll spend the day in bed having sex.

61: You’re so sexy when you dance for me.

62: GOD-DAMN your pussy is tight!

63: Fucking you makes me explode.

64: Your pussy is so good, I can’t handle it!

65: I want you to cum all over me.

66: You make me cum harder than I ever have!

67: I’m going to tear that ass up tonight.

68: I’ll have you screaming my name, that’s for sure!

69: You’ve been a bad girl. You need a spanking.

70: You will fuck me until I cum.

71: I will not stop until you cum everywhere.

72: I’m going to smack your face with my cock.

73: When you’re on top, I can’t control myself.

74: I’m going to cum inside you.

75: Play with yourself for me.

76: Tell me how much of a bad girl you are.

77: I wish you were here riding me REAL hard.

78: Fuck me baby.

79: I want you to play with your tits as I eat you out.

80: Grab my head and push it down!

81: You’re going make me explode if you keep going like that.

82: I am so hard for you right now.

83: You’ve got the magic pussy.

84: Your sexy body is so addictive!

85: Come here and slurp up all this cum.

86: Suck it!

87: You certainly know how to please a man. (This guide shows you How To Please A Man Sexually.)

88: I love the way you feel, wow!

89: Your pussy makes me go crazy.

90: You make me cum so fucking fast!

91: I can’t wait to feel you up and down.

92: Sit on it, and ride it like a bucking bull!

93: As you’re cooking, I’m going to come up from behind and fuck you doggy style!

94: I’m going to drip honey all over your body and lick it all up!

95: I’m going to fuck your ass tonight.

96: You’re incredible in bed.

97: Wish I was feeling in between your legs right now.

98: Lay back, relax, and let me please you.

99: You sure know how to make me cum.

100: I might have to arrest you and have my way with you.

101: You on all fours is the best thing EVER!

Wrapping Up

And there we go.

101 Really Dirty Things To Say To Your GF!

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