101 Flirty Texts To Make Him Laugh

If you’re looking for flirty texts to make him laugh…

This guide is for you.

Here you’ll discover 101 flirty texts to make him laugh and fall head over heels for you.

Let’s jump in.

Flirty Texts To Make Him Laugh

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1: Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.

2: Stop looking so hot! I’m trying to text you from work.

3: Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you.

4: I’d say God bless you, but it looks like he already did.

5: You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day.

6: I was going to wait another day to text you, but I couldn’t resist.

7: Can you send me a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.

8: I’m not flirting, I’m just really, really, really enjoying your existence.

9: I might be a little drunk, but you’re still cuter than my cocktail.

10: Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.

11: If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.

12: I’m not stalking you. I’m just very interested in your Instagram.

13: Can we skip small talk and go straight to making out?

14: I’d say you’re the bomb, but that would be a nuclear exaggeration.

15: Are you a loan? Because you’ve got my interest.

16: I think there’s something wrong with my phone. It doesn’t have your number.

17: If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.

18: Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

19: You must be a campfire, because you’re hot and I want s’more.

20: I hope your day is as nice as your butt.

21: Stop sending me cute selfies. I can’t handle this.

22: You owe me a drink. When I looked at you, I dropped mine.

23: I don’t usually flirt. But when I do, it’s with you.

24: Do you have Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.

25: I can’t decide if I like your brain or your body more. Help me?

26: Are you a cat? Because I’m feline a connection.

27: You must be made of sugar, because every time you text me, my heart melts.

28: I’m busy tonight, but I could make time for you.

29: You’re like sunshine on a rainy day, and also my favorite distraction.

30: I’d say you’re out of my league, but I love a good challenge.

31: If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.

32: I hope you’re good at math, because I’m feeling a 100% chance of flirting.

33: You’re the reason I check my phone every 2 minutes.

34: I like you more than pizza, and that’s saying a lot.

35: You’re dangerously cute. Do you have a permit for that?

36: Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.

37: I’m not saying you’re cute, but I’ve screenshot your last selfie.

38: You, me, Netflix, and zero shame. Interested?

39: I’d call you mine, but I’d like to negotiate.

40: Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.

41: Stop being perfect. You’re making me jealous.

42: You make my heart race, and not just from texting.

43: I just realized we’d be really cute together. Just saying.

44: If I had a nickel for every time I thought of you, I’d have one nickel. Because you never leave my mind.

45: You have something on your face… my eyes.

46: I’m not lazy, I’m just saving my energy for you.

47: I like you more than coffee, and that’s dangerous.

48: Are you a snack? Because I want to take you everywhere.

49: My mom told me to follow my dreams. So I’m texting you.

50: Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you’re acute-y.

51: You’ve got something in common with my dreams. You’re always in them.

52: You make me smile like an idiot, and I love it.

53: I’d never play hide and seek with you, because someone like you is impossible to find.

54: If flirting were a crime, you’d be guilty.

55: I was going to flirt, but I think my heart already did it for me.

56: I like you like I like my mornings — bright, hot, and full of energy.

57: Are you a magnet? Because I feel drawn to you.

58: Can I tie your shoes? I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

59: If being sexy was a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence.

60: I’m trying to focus, but you’re distracting me like crazy.

61: You’re my favorite notification.

62: Can we take a selfie together? I want to prove to my friends that angels exist.

63: I’d love to take you out, or just take you out of your clothes.

64: I think my phone needs a GPS. It keeps sending me your way.

65: You make my brain stop… in the best way possible.

66: You must be a thief, because you stole my heart.

67: I like how you look, but I’d like how you feel even more.

68: I’m not flirting, I’m just extra friendly to someone extra cute.

69: You’re my favorite distraction, and I don’t want it to end.

70: Can we skip the small talk and go straight to the part where we cuddle?

71: I just checked, and you’re still the cutest person alive.

72: I was going to flirt, but then I realized I already am.

73: Do you believe in love at first text?

74: If I were a cat, I’d spend all 9 lives with you.

75: You make me laugh, and I don’t even like to laugh that much.

76: Are you a unicorn? Because you’re magical and rare.

77: I can’t wait to annoy you in person.

78: I’ve been thinking about you… again.

79: Stop being so attractive. I’m trying to concentrate.

80: You + Me = Trouble, and I’m totally down for that.

81: I was going to play hard to get, but you make it impossible.

82: Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam.

83: I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away.

84: Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

85: I’d follow you anywhere, even to the fridge.

86: Are you a wifi signal? Because I’m feeling a strong connection.

87: I might be a little crazy, but you’re worth it.

88: You make my heart skip a beat, or maybe that’s just your texts.

89: Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.

90: I’d fight a hundred dragons just to steal one kiss from you.

91: You make my brain do weird things… in the best way.

92: Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.

93: I can’t tell if it’s you or my coffee, but I’m addicted.

94: If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.

95: Stop making me blush over text.

96: You’re hotter than my laptop, and that’s saying something.

97: You have something. It’s called “my attention.”

98: I like you more than naps. And I love naps.

99: You make me feel all fluttery in places I didn’t know existed.

100: Can I be the reason you smile today?

101: You + Me + Tonight = Chaos.